I write about Ion Cannons and strange devices appear in my kitchen.
I’m not sure what the hell is going on. It looks like something from Duck Tales has just invaded my life from out of the blue.
Lifting the top, I find eggs.
If I ate eggs, this would make sense.
If I didn’t possess the ability to put eggs in a pot of boiling water and cook them, it would make sense.
If this machine made eggs faster than boiling them in a pot, this would make sense.
As it stands, none of these are true, creepy Duck Tales machine has appeared as if to defy my previous posts.
I have no idea why it’s appearing in my house, although I pin the blame on an eccentric future mother in law who often makes strange objects appear in the house.
I’ve seen “Batteries Not Included” and I know how this story ends. I don’t need eggs and I don’t need ion cannons.
It’s on, wacky Japanese inventions, machines, and robots.
I’m done with you appearing in my life, making creepy sounds, and telling me how to do things (I’m looking at you, GPS lady).
This is war….