An Idiot’s Guide to the Situation in North Korea (Part 1)

(Part 2 can be found here) Ah, North Korea, your retarded younger brother of a country. Whenever he doesn’t get what he wants he starts screaming and moaning and banging his head against the wall until you reach for his little padded football helmet, strap it on, and just let him go back to bashing his [...]

Why Smashed and Sinking?

  Many people always wonder where I got the name for this blog… Actually, since I named it yesterday, ZERO people have ever wondered. I often relate my current state of affairs in life, whether it be trapped under an immense load of work, stuck in a fake earthquake, or just plain drunk at 4 [...]