Japan to World: We gotz the Whores!

Japan, have a seat. We really need to talk…. I’ve heard  about your sending of envoys around the world to promote Japanese culture. That’s a great idea man, I really think it would be wonderful to get more people around the world turned on to what you’re doing here. Whoa there, buddy! When I said [...]

Damn Girl, You Ate My Heart…Literally…

I’m downright amazed at what a Japanese girl can stuff down her throat… When I first came to Japan I was faced with an interesting conundrum. Everywhere I went Japanese people were telling me how healthy and good-for-you their food was. I looked around me and nodded my head. Everyone was thin except those unmarried, [...]