Smashed and Sinking!!!It creeps into your head like a virus. Songs hit your subconscious before you realize they exist. Before you know it, you’re bleeding from every orafice of your body. Death follows shortly thereafter. Survivors just become 5% stupider with each infection.
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I write about Ion Cannons and strange devices appear in my kitchen. I’m not sure what the hell is going on. It looks like something from Duck Tales has just invaded my life from out of the blue. Lifting the top, I find eggs. If I ate eggs, this would make sense. If I didn’t [...]
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“Did I just buy you a fucking Ion Cannon?” I looked at the object I’d just paid ¥20,000 for as she removed it from the box, a volleyball-sized glossy white sphere, resting on a swiveling base, with some kind of protruding nozzle aiming defensively at the sky. She smiled as she began toying with it, [...]
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