Japan Commits Tuck of Epic Proportions, Successfully Hides Balls

Defeat is not something I can understand. I blame my American heritage. Having become what seems like a giant, lumbering example of complete failure, America still refuses to accept, acknowledge or believe in any failure within our borders. We’re taught from an early age that failure is for weak people, like Canadians and Mexicans.  If [...]

Like Some Crazy, Slimey, Dark-Haired, Ghost Bitch, Climbing All Up on Your Ceiling, I’m Back…

Even to this day, mothers still whisper his name as a warning to their children… Tucking them into bed late at night, they pat their young ones on the head and whisper solemnly, “Don’t suffer the same fate that befell that Douche in Japan!” They say that if you utter his name three times under [...]