Good Thing They Finally Invented Products For Reverse Homosexuals!

I moved to Japan over three years ago.  When I first came here I was really surprised at the lack of products here for heterosexuals. I found myself staring straight into the eyes of gay beer, gay takoyaki, gay toilet paper and other various products designed solely with homosexuals in mind. I was a bit [...]

All Good Citizens Remember to Wear their Headbags!

                    Is the man in the confining space in first picture trapped in a prison camp? Is the guy in the second picture going to a changing room with a big box of clothes? It’s a mystery!  Anyway, it makes me wonder if there’s already porn out [...]

An Idiot’s Guide to the Situation in North Korea (Part 2)

(Part 1 can be found here)   South Korea       South Korea is the twin brother of North Korea. While slightly less insane, he can often toss rational thought and common sense out the window just as easily.  He’s jealous of his older brother and sister’s successes and has little love for either [...]

An Idiot’s Guide to the Situation in North Korea (Part 1)

(Part 2 can be found here) Ah, North Korea, your retarded younger brother of a country. Whenever he doesn’t get what he wants he starts screaming and moaning and banging his head against the wall until you reach for his little padded football helmet, strap it on, and just let him go back to bashing his [...]

Maki Will Kick Your Ass if You Don’t Help Save Her

I’m flipping through channels on a rainy Saturday night, hoping to find anything beyond the usual array of vapid Japanese variety shows with people eating overexaggeratedly delicious food. I begin venturing off into those far-down-the-line channels that nearly always remain unchecked… I’m nearly asleep in my bored desperation, but churning through the channels like a half-asleep zombie [...]